THE MANIFESTO

Satire. Documentation. Documentation as Satire.

What This Is

MAGA QUEST is a free, web-based satirical text adventure where you play as a cartoonishly corrupt version of the 45th President of the United States. Every choice is awful — but differently awful. Dodge the draft. Scam your way to billions. Announce your candidacy. Survive.

The Mission

This is a documentary disguised as a game. All scenarios are based on documented public record — court filings, congressional testimony, verified reporting, and the subject's own public statements. Dialogue is fictionalised for comedic effect.

The Legal Stuff

Political satire of public figures is protected expression under the First Amendment, Article 10 ECHR, and equivalent protections in most democracies.

This game targets public figures in their public capacity. Private individuals are not depicted.

Any resemblance to a functioning democracy is purely coincidental.